chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED May 3, 2018

Chorted

Getting your ass handed to you by someone of greater power

My mom totally chorted me last night

by Chortlad69420 January 11, 2020

chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Chored

Colloquial British term for the act of stealing or having stolen an item of interest. The term depicts the action of theft used in informal conversation, typically amongst youths. Originating in Scottish high schools the term has widely become used throughout England and is now recognised in most of the United Kingdom however the word does not appear in the Oxford English Dictionary and would be considered 'slang terminology'.

Example 1. (In description)

The boys had chored enough merchandise from the shop that it was forced to close for the day.

Example 2. (In conversation)

Boy 1: "I've never seen that before, did you chore it?"

Boy 2: "Aye, I chored it from the school".

by ASRock May 27, 2010

Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.

"Damn girl that's topple charted!"

by B Kackes March 3, 2009

Chored

To steal or rob from somewhere or someone

you chored that from his house didnt you

by jamie451 June 3, 2008