tardfish 

1.A retarded fish.
2.Often used to describe a person acting in a stupid manner.

1. "A tardfish says 'Moo!'"
2. "Joe is dancing for the pigeons again. What a tardfish!"

tardfish by Dextra October 13, 2003

Tardfish 

it means that you are just incredibly stupid, it is also a short for retarded goldfish.

Ian your such a Tardfish.

Tardfish by Ian the Reatarded Goldfish June 18, 2008

tardfish  

a rather retarded man who sucks at life

joe is such a "tardfish ".

tardfish by r!ngma$ter March 13, 2009

tardfish 

A fish with a large,round nose. and can only be found in japenease waters. When the fish is out of water it's nose shrinks down to mini size.

WOW! Look at that tardfish swimming in the water!

tardfish by Yow-man March 4, 2007

tardish 

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

tardish by StormCyko July 12, 2004

tardish 

Originally coined by StormCyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. It is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.

lolz (as opposed to LOL)
omgz (as opposed to OMG)

tardish by ASIO_BOB February 26, 2004

tardfist 

the clutched and calloused tool of destruction commonly wielded by retards when attempting to emphasis a point, opinion, or to generally cause pain.

"I kicked that tard out and he put his tardfist through my window!"

tardfist by bigtall March 21, 2008