Person1: Did you see Frank the other day?
Person2: No, what happened?
Person1: He was sucking my mom's crusty toes, I never knew how something so old could be so Inn.
If you own and operate a bed and breakfast inn and want to get away for a few days, you have few options. You can shut the place down, but that’s not very sensible from a business standpoint. You could conscript friends or relatives to fill in temporarily. Or you could hire an inn sitter.
"Hello Sunsetttt Innnn" A trashy indian motel in Houston, TX that stays getting the work from the goons. They owners have metal rods stuck up their asses and are looking forabsolutely any reason to cuss someone out over the phone. They think they hot shit because they cuss a lot but their motel looks like the inside of my asshole. If you are ever bored, just call 713-923-9741 and give them all the smoke.
Aye let's prank callSunset Inn and cuss them out in gujarati just to piss them off and make their blood boil.
The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.
Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”