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facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.
Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.
facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

council facelift 

a council facelift is a ponytail so tight it prevents facial expression
a council facelift is a ponytail usually worn by the lower social classes, trailer trash, tramps, chavs and pondlife. woman that think a tight face is classy but cannot afford surgery or botox
council facelift by Mr Pink666 September 24, 2006

Facelifting

The act of lifting someone's (usually more creative than you can come up with) Facebook status and posting it as your own.
Greg's Facebook status: Look at your status. Now back to mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? .........You're on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like! Anything is possible when your Facebook status looks like this one...

Rosie: LOVE THIS SO MUCH I AM FACELIFTING IT!!! :~D
Facelifting by alaskanjackal August 29, 2011

Mia's Facelift 

Only the best fucking band to come out of the Hudson Valley
Monty: Yo bro have you heard of Mia's Facelift?

Dan: Yeah bro, they're killing it rn, I'm glad I went to their show in Newburgh last month.

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...
facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

Mocha Facelift 

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.
I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.
Mocha Facelift by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009