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Flamelifter 

**Flamelifter**

*noun*

1. (slang) A sneaky person who "accidentally" pockets someone else's lighter, often with a sly grin or feigned innocence.

2. A habitual lighter thief, known for walking off with your Bic or Zippo when you’re not looking.

*Note:* Usually playful but can be annoying when you’re left without a light.
1. I had to buy a new lighter after that flamelifter Josh "borrowed" mine at the bonfire.

2. Watch your stuff around her, she’s a notorious flamelifter at every smoke sesh.
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facelifter 

Someone who recycles someones great facebook status/video etc as thier own in an effort to mislead someone into believing that they are really cooler than they are.
Shelly is a facelifter and a retarded douchebaguette.
facelifter by wackynacky August 18, 2009
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facelifters 

a kick ass punk bang from mystic ct. myspace.com/thefacelifters
that facelifters show was intence
facelifters by you June 19, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012