n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.