candleing 

When you light a candle and poor the hot wax in her asshole. Then fuck it to break the hard wax.

My girl wanted me to candle her last night. We love candleing.

candleing by KoxJkidd69 March 9, 2017

candlefog 

Instagram user I only follow cuz it’s a girl

“I followed candlefog” said jake
“Not that ig user again” said Christine

candlefog by Candlefog lover August 5, 2022

candlelight vigil 

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

candlelight vigil by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Canoeing 

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.

As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!

Canoeing by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018

canoeing 

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

canoeing by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

candylingus 

Choosing to suck, not bite on a piece of hard candy.

Did you bite your Lifesavor?
No, I prefer to perform candylingus until it dissolves

candylingus by FritoBandito423 September 1, 2013

Candlefog 

Some mexican tranny bitch on instagram who is obsessed with an ugly ass dog named Scoobert

"Did you see Candlefog's new story"
"Yeah Scoobert is fucking dumb"

Candlefog by Your Gfs 27th Bluetooth Device December 28, 2022