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Cannalingus 

Cannalingus is the art of oraly pleasuring a vagina whilst using cannabis infused topicals.
Wow babe that cannabis lube really works! Yea its taken my oral skills to a whole new level, cannalingus.

Cunnylingus 

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.
I want to give her cunnylingus
Cunnylingus by Stu November 28, 2003

cunnylingus 

Lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich
John: "Oh Mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean"

Mandy: "Oh John"

John: "Let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich"

Mandy: "Ooooooooooohhh John.

John: "Slurp lick slurp" etc etc
cunnylingus by Skinupman November 26, 2004

cannilingus 

The use of the tongue to find the opening in the top of a beverage can, when it's too dark to see.
While driving 80mph down the 87 freeway, Steve deftly applied cannilingus to drain the remaining contents of his Schlitz.
cannilingus by word douche August 30, 2009
Word of the Day on November 11, 2014

The Condolingus Special 

When you have sex with a girl doggie style, while she eats out another girl, while that girl is giving head to your best friend and you and your best friend high-five over the two girls, creating an epic eiffel tower.
Yo, last night me and Brandon brought home these two girls and we performed the Condolingus special on them.

canalingus 

When a dog licks your butt.
I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.
canalingus by floorwax June 23, 2009
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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