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AND gate 

AND gat - a logic gate which gives the value one if and only if all the operands are one, and otherwise has a value of zero.
I sexually identify as an AND gate and since AND gate's output is only true when all (2 or more) inputs are true, I am only turned on when there are 2 active inputs, which means that I like threesomes.
AND gate by MrBober June 2, 2021
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Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal 

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

"I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!” 

The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:

Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.

The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates? 

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.
Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026