breffex 

noun
Deliberately incorrect pronunciation of the word 'breakfast'. This is not a mistake of speech, but is used because the speaker 1. thinks it is actually a word, 2. is otherwise incapable of correctly pronouncing the actual word 'breakfast', or 3. is making fun of said persons (Alex) described in 1 or 2.

- verb (intrans.) breffexded (breff-exd-ed)
to have this imaginary meal

Ay ay ay lemme get some of those Beer-ios for my breffex.

I'm fenna breffex.

"What did you do this morning, Alex?"
Breffexded.

breffex by 8-Ball GG October 27, 2006

Breffected 

To be effected by something that has happened because of Brexit

My bank lost its EU license and will close in April, its the first time I have been Breffected since the UK left the EU

Breffected by hungryexpat February 11, 2020

Breffed 

Anything and everything thats breffed

It's just breffed mate
aww thats breffed
BREFFED!!
you are so breffed

Breffed by ThepeopleofBreffed February 3, 2012

breffe 

Stank ass breath

What u got? Some brilliant breffe?

breffe by Jdizzler14 July 11, 2017