breffex

noun
Deliberately incorrect pronunciation of the word 'breakfast'. This is not a mistake of speech, but is used because the speaker 1. thinks it is actually a word, 2. is otherwise incapable of correctly pronouncing the actual word 'breakfast', or 3. is making fun of said persons (Alex) described in 1 or 2.

- verb (intrans.) breffexded (breff-exd-ed)
to have this imaginary meal

Ay ay ay lemme get some of those Beer-ios for my breffex.

I'm fenna breffex.

"What did you do this morning, Alex?"
Breffexded.

breffex by 8-Ball GG October 27, 2006

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Breffected

To be effected by something that has happened because of Brexit

My bank lost its EU license and will close in April, its the first time I have been Breffected since the UK left the EU

Breffected by hungryexpat February 11, 2020

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Related Words

breffex • breffe • Breffected • Breffed

Breffed

Anything and everything thats breffed

It's just breffed mate
aww thats breffed
BREFFED!!
you are so breffed

Breffed by ThepeopleofBreffed February 3, 2012

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breffe

Stank ass breath

What u got? Some brilliant breffe?

breffe by Jdizzler14 July 11, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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