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gratuitive 

An action or courtesy which one feels they are obligated to give to another but privately their heart isn't in it... A false act of kindness... A socially accepted act of ostentatious phoniness.
Jane is grossly overweight. I am a petite size and very chic. She is a friend of mine but because of her size I think myself better than her. But I do NOT treat her as less than me even though I think she is. My treatment of her as an equal is strictly 'gratuitive'.
gratuitive by Wizard-of-Aaahhs November 20, 2013
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gratuititty 

The exposure of breasts for no circumstantial reason or thought provoking purpose; as often seen in Comedy films.
"I was watching The Kentucky Fried Movie last night, what a glorious display of gratuititty"
gratuititty by animatedbat December 28, 2009
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Gratuitism 

n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the empirical probability of a waiter, server, or pizza guy being stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.
Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."
Gratuitism by Lajksdgbiu April 8, 2009

gratuitits 

When the amount of breasts that's pouring out of a girls top is more than can be consumed by the eyes.
Holy shit, look at that blonde; just gratuitits.

No doubt, that shirt Jen was wearing was gratuitits.
gratuitits by Desertdog13F August 8, 2010

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026