Jankles is a
clown with green hair that wanders into
people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of
people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the
lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the
green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly
clown."