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Platte County 

The shittiest and most boring town ever in Misery, USA.
Person1: Where do you live?
Person2: Platte County.
Person1: I'm sorry.

Platte County 

The worlds most boring town, where there is nothing but football and wrestling.
Platte County by Cooter August 25, 2003

Platte County 

a awesome town just because we kick your ass in every sport doesnt mean you need to get jelous.

platte city 

a place right next to the KCI airport that only cares about football when the band is far more superior
hey where’s platte city?
yo mamma know

North Platte

A town located in the Middle-Western part of Nebraska. Known for the world record railyard as well as the world record of most tweakers, crack heads, and bitches with stank puss. Most people here work for the railroad or hospital which also doubles as the second biggest building in town next to a fucking nursing home. Everyone hates their lives and says they are going to move away forever but end up moving back 2 weeks after. They do got some good weed though.
Abbi’s dad works for the railroad and her mom works at the hospital and everyone laughs at her Arbys pussy nudes from the 8th grade, she must be from North Platte!
North Platte by KrichyInyobitchy October 8, 2019

Ville Platte Hot 

The un-official temperature from a bank building thermometer reaching 118 degrees Fahrenheit for two hours in Ville Platte, La. This is +4 degrees hotter than the highest recorded temperature in Louisiana.
It's no longer 'hot as hell'. It's Ville Platte hot!
Anywhere in the world the temperature reaches 118 degrees F.
Ville Platte Hot by Cajunman68 August 9, 2010