Hazelnutting

When you dip your balls in Nutella (or any hazelnut butter), then proceed to T-bag your significant other. (could also be a prank)

My kinky/hungry girl friend wanted to try something new, so we bought some Nutella and I ended up hazelnutting her last night.

Hazelnutting by Basstard May 10, 2015

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Hatenutting

The act of ejaculating to a character in media or person you hate.

John: "I just read this one hentai with Mami in it. It was so hot, I nutted so hard"
Sam: "but I thought you hated Mami?"
John: "It's called hatenutting Sam, smh"

Hatenutting by 1%M1LK January 22, 2021

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Hazelnutting • Hazelnuting • Hatenutting

Hazelnuting

When you pull someones ear hard as a joke

Imogen was being annoying so I hazelnuted her
Hazelnuting is not painful so suck it up

Hazelnuting by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

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Hazel-Nutting

Dipping balls in hazelnut syrup and having it licked off

She was hazel-nutting him good

Hazel-Nutting by AnotherShittyName December 3, 2017

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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