branking 

The transformation from peterpan fuckboi to growing up and being unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Marisa.

Hey did you hear Jake is fully Branking over a girl?

No way! She must be really special, that kids been a slut for a while.

Ya he's crazy about her. And they look really SPICAAAY together so i think its gunna work.

branking by Mars <3 November 3, 2016

branking 

A word of Croatian origin that is used to describe when someone (selfishly) refuses to do a simple task. It can also be used to describe when someone has agreed to do something, but refuses to do it due to absurd technicalities in your wording.

Rock: No, I will NOT do the simple thing you are reasonably asking me to do!
LS: Come on, buddy. Quit branking me.

branking by LS_Dictionary April 14, 2022

Branking 

When you're the bed thruster to help your friend soak and you accidentally get covered in the shit that spews out your friends asshole, through the top bunk, and all over your body.

Sally: I was helping Sloane soak last night and she started branking all over me! Can you believe that!
Marcus: Sounds like you had a ballistic branking time!

Branking by Ammonsalmnon August 13, 2024

Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.

Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"

Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

bianking 

Neglecting important tasks and/or assignments by socializing with friends

She didnt do the homework, she was too busy bianking

bianking by Zerminator May 14, 2011

snow banking 

The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.

Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet

Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.

snow banking by christmas ham February 20, 2011

Blanking 

The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.

Keith: Dan! Dan! Hey Dan! DAN!

Dan: ...

Keith: Dan! Dan!

Jones: He is so blanking you.

Blanking by gabe121212 January 31, 2008