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A 2KS, or Two Kitten Scenario, is essentially any situation you're in that can be improved by adding two kittens to it. Most situations appear to be a 2KS but there are some that aren't (e.g. swimming).
Man, I was at the KISS gig the other night & there was fireworks & stuff. And then Gene Simmons was spitting blood.

That sounds like a 2KS.
2KS by _klimmy_ August 16, 2009
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This day and age. The new millenium. The zero years. The 2000s.
Man, in the 2ks, everything is the same. No flying cars. No silver suits. Just the twin towers blowing up. Not what was promised.
2ks by Brian Eakerous December 28, 2003
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The name for the first decade of the millenium. 2000's, two thousands. Oughties or Naughties (British) never have caught on.
Real Estate was good at the end of the 90's and the beginning of the 2K's.
2K's by Co in Sac January 27, 2010
That one dumbass mod that sucks cock for money? Yeah that’s him

By- 2k
2kSexy by 2kSegzy December 14, 2020

2kSkinny. 

2kskinny is defined as a drug lord turned manager of rapper 2kbaby
2kbaby wouldn't have gotten the record deal without 2kskinny.
2kSkinny. by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026