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poopularity contest 

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.
thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.
poopability by calama February 6, 2017

Poopalarity 

a girls potential to discover her full poopsability on a scale from 1-10
John: Whats her poopalarity?
Sean: She's really hot. I'd give her an 8.
Poopalarity by MisterPoops January 19, 2009

pooptality 

When a person is so stupid all the time and can never get anything right. If they are more stupid than the word “stupid”, you use this.
God Karen, sometimes you act like such a pooptality it annoys me!
pooptality by roblox player June 29, 2022
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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