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Wondertwin 

A person you don't lie to, you don't keep secrets from, and you don't ever betray. A wondertwin is that one person you'll forever have and who will always be there for you until all your teeth fall off. He/she is that one person who is willing to go crazy with you and who is patient enough to listen to you and fight the urge to slam down the phone when you call in the wee hours to rant about your failed love life or anything he/she doesn't really want to hear about.

He/she takes pains in making his/her version of hot chocolate in order to perk you up. He/she walks through grassy knolls and bog, crosses hanging bridges and dangerous log bridges with you without any complaints whenever you are in a restless-wanderer-mode.

A wondertwin is one who's going to do the items in your bucketlist with you. He/she is that one person you turn to when you've done a crime: your wondertwin will then take care of the problem for you and will hide the corpus delicti, as well.

A wondertwin may be your superfriend, your partner in crime, your self-appointed secret soulmate, and everything nice rolled into one. When he/she shows you his/her negative traits and you find yourself still looking at him/her with the same degree of respect and acceptance, the bond is solidified.

Once you find your wondertwin, that's good for a lifetime. No return, no exchange. No regrets.
Javi: WonderTwins?
Patricia: Forever, player.
Javi: WTF.
Wondertwin by superfriendpj February 25, 2009
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Wondertwin 

When you fist a girls vagina and her asshole at the same time and fist bump inside her
I wondertwined your mom last night
Wondertwin by Pidge72 June 15, 2020

Evil wondertwin alliance 

A russian- Chinese political and cultural alliance under president biden
The evil wondertwin alliance, a term coined by Dan Bongino, is bad for American foreign policy.

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.
Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...
Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario
i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

wondering what to wear 

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.
*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."