netcock

Since many of the traditional frat boy style cockwaving activities (date raping as many girls as possible, eating semen off of cookies) are available on the world wide web, a different indicator of penis length has cropped up among the dorks and failures of the messageboards. Usual indicators used are postcount, uptime, computer specifications, amount of RAM, hard drive size, "first post" in a thread, and various other completely non-vital statistics about one's computer. These "netcock waving" threads tend to start at least once a month on messageboards. A lucky person may find a thread full of pictures of the board's posters, so that their complete failure/dork status can be properly judged.

"Wow, he's got 20,000 posts, 4GB of RAM, and his computer has been up for 3 years. He must have a massive netcock."

netcock by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003

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netcock

A netcock is word derived from "internet" and "cock". "Cock" is the slang term used to describe a penis.

A netcock is a picture of a random cock on the internet taken with a low resolution camera. The owners of these netcocks are usually anonymous, but may have a strong relation with overweight, red headed sexual predators.

A netcock should not be taken lightly, as for some netcocks, the image itself can cause nausea, eye strain, loss of faith in people, and severe depression. Diarrhea and vomiting have been also known to occur.

I was looking for pictures of Disney characters when I was shocked to see that the results displayed hundreds and hundreds of netcocks.

netcock by hellyayo July 27, 2010

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netcock • nutcocker • nestcock

nutcocker

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

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nutcocker

One whose motorcycle is mud

Your nutcocker is motorcycle prone.

nutcocker by bride of goatse April 4, 2004

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nestcock

Male version of stay at home mom.

"He is such a great nest cock"

He is such a great nestcock

nestcock by Hgisj January 7, 2017

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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