vangoop
that smelly resedue left on one's penis after both parties have ejaculated. Hence anfter sex. It fuckin stinks
vangoop by Big Tony B May 15, 2006
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Vangooker
A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.
Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
Vangooker by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020
Vangoojie
Vangoojie (noun)
Originally a subfamily of the larger species "vanjitera pliaesis," the modern Vangoojie became its own species when the ancient subfamilies split and migrated to the eastern front of Greater Illania. As the species became its own, it also gained many characteristic traits, some of which include the ability to burrow underneath the ground, create sound of frequencies up to 50,000 Hz, and stare at the sun for an hour without blinking. The last of these things comes from a blatant and substantial gap in intelligence that the species's evolution created. For reasons unbeknownst to scientists, any Vangoojie assigned from birth to be a civilian is incredibly lacking in intelligence. However, any Vangoojie deemed a king inexplicably gains intelligence beyond that of genius level by human standards. Despite this fact, there are no physical differences between a civilian Vangoojie and a king Vangoojie. Even so, scientists at Harvard University have deemed them each to be a species of their own; "vanjitera idocrisis" and "vanjitera eincisis".
The Vangoojie lifestyle, though different for both subdivisions, is a simple one. For a civilian, life consists of eating, sleeping, staring at the sun, digging tunnels that the king ordered to be dug, digging tunnels that the civilian thought the king ordered to be dug, and digging tunnels that the king did not order to be dug. For a king, life consists of feeding, resting, covering fellow Vangoojie's eyes, watching over ordered tunnels as they are dug, stopping tunnels from being dug that the civilians thought were needed to be done, and hurting itself whilst falling through a weak spot in the ground from a tunnel that had been dug directly underneath it. This entire lifestyle is epitomized by the words of the researcher who originally watched these creatures in action, William Durr, when he says, "The life of a Vangoojie king consists solely of living life as it comes, making up for the idiotic things its peers do, and forever being wrongly accused of being an idiot itself, while in truth being a genius."
Originally a subfamily of the larger species "vanjitera pliaesis," the modern Vangoojie became its own species when the ancient subfamilies split and migrated to the eastern front of Greater Illania. As the species became its own, it also gained many characteristic traits, some of which include the ability to burrow underneath the ground, create sound of frequencies up to 50,000 Hz, and stare at the sun for an hour without blinking. The last of these things comes from a blatant and substantial gap in intelligence that the species's evolution created. For reasons unbeknownst to scientists, any Vangoojie assigned from birth to be a civilian is incredibly lacking in intelligence. However, any Vangoojie deemed a king inexplicably gains intelligence beyond that of genius level by human standards. Despite this fact, there are no physical differences between a civilian Vangoojie and a king Vangoojie. Even so, scientists at Harvard University have deemed them each to be a species of their own; "vanjitera idocrisis" and "vanjitera eincisis".
The Vangoojie lifestyle, though different for both subdivisions, is a simple one. For a civilian, life consists of eating, sleeping, staring at the sun, digging tunnels that the king ordered to be dug, digging tunnels that the civilian thought the king ordered to be dug, and digging tunnels that the king did not order to be dug. For a king, life consists of feeding, resting, covering fellow Vangoojie's eyes, watching over ordered tunnels as they are dug, stopping tunnels from being dug that the civilians thought were needed to be done, and hurting itself whilst falling through a weak spot in the ground from a tunnel that had been dug directly underneath it. This entire lifestyle is epitomized by the words of the researcher who originally watched these creatures in action, William Durr, when he says, "The life of a Vangoojie king consists solely of living life as it comes, making up for the idiotic things its peers do, and forever being wrongly accused of being an idiot itself, while in truth being a genius."
Vagoop
(n.)-(Va-jewp))The combination of the words vagina and poop culminating in a disgusting mixture in which vaginal fluids mate with human fecal matter.
(adj.)-Vagoopy (Va-jew-pee)- A word describing a vagoop-like consistency, much like the consistency of a viscous mudslide poorly mixed with vinegar and oil. It has the stench of death.
See also: Shit Stain, Anal Leakage, Blumpkin
(adj.)-Vagoopy (Va-jew-pee)- A word describing a vagoop-like consistency, much like the consistency of a viscous mudslide poorly mixed with vinegar and oil. It has the stench of death.
See also: Shit Stain, Anal Leakage, Blumpkin
The crab cakes were very vagoopy today. I couldn't even eat them.
Dude, that skunt's shit was quite vagoopy.
Who invited Steve, he is such a vagoop.
Her vag was so vagoopy, it stank like a rotting fetus.
Dude, that skunt's shit was quite vagoopy.
Who invited Steve, he is such a vagoop.
Her vag was so vagoopy, it stank like a rotting fetus.
Vagoop by Hunter and Benjie March 12, 2008
Vagoop
(n.) Vaginal efflux
Females have been known to smear vagoop upon the faces of their partners to denote 'ownership'. This is possibly hot.
Potentially hazardous material.
Females have been known to smear vagoop upon the faces of their partners to denote 'ownership'. This is possibly hot.
Potentially hazardous material.
Katie - "Sara, you shouldn't date Steven"
Sara - "Eh? Why not? He's really nice and pays me so much attention. Is this because you still like him"
Katie - "It's more that I found out he'd been collecting my vagoop in old yoghurt pots"
Guy 1 - "Man, I was going down on Stacey last night and in the excitement she queefed and spackled me with her vagoop."
Guy 2 - "Nice."
Sara - "Eh? Why not? He's really nice and pays me so much attention. Is this because you still like him"
Katie - "It's more that I found out he'd been collecting my vagoop in old yoghurt pots"
Guy 1 - "Man, I was going down on Stacey last night and in the excitement she queefed and spackled me with her vagoop."
Guy 2 - "Nice."
Vagoop by DiscoPubes December 15, 2009
Vagooper
When a Woman gives birth and her Vagina basically rips all the way to her anus. This one opening from two is now know as a vagooper.
Vagooper by SocalCwood September 15, 2009