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Snaportunity 

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"
Snaportunity by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

snapportunity 

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!

swapportunity 

an opportunity to barter instead of paying for something
The swapportunity made more sense for her so she simply bartered for what she wanted.
swapportunity by CharlestonSC March 16, 2015

swaportunity 

to swap or switch for something better
Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.
swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012

stopportunity 

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.
"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.
stopportunity by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

Shopportunity 

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".
Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009