Jopus 

Judgmental but loyal. Also, Commander of the 9th Legion.

I’ve met a lot of people, but Jopus here is quite the prize!

Jopus by Wildermort July 12, 2021

jopus 

A person who is judgmental and loyal and also the Commander of the 9th Legion.

I’ve met a lot of people, but this jopus is really something.

jopus by Wildermort July 12, 2021

jouska

jouska

(n)
a hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

origin: unknown

"i often ponder if other people jouska as much as i do"

jouska by aImondmiIk June 21, 2019

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust 

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009

Jonus Bonus 

An iteration of the well-known Shocker maneuver. While applying the Shocker, you mad add the Jonus Bonus (aka Jo-Bo) by tickling the females clit with a flicking of the thumb. The strength and severity of the tickling depends solely on the dirtyness (and to some extent) size of the girl.

Dude, she was really feelin it so I slipped her the Jonus Bonus. It was grade A brah!

Jonus Bonus by thatjgirl January 19, 2010