pillocking pillock

An expression for someone who is an especially annoying pillock. It was used in an episode of Friday Night Dinner.

Why did you do that you pillocking pillock!?!

pillocking pillock by QuackingEldrich_101 July 11, 2021

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you

Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

pollocking by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

Pollocking by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010