Autoprivate

When a private in the Army gets so tired he just shuts down mentally and just follows orders without thinking. Also leads to NCOs noticing and fucking with private and he won't even realize he's being fucked with.

NCO: Private go ask the Specialist if he got the TR double E's that I told him to get for me.

Autoprivate: Yes Sergeant!

Specialist: Tell the Sergeant I put them by the ST 1s.

Autoprivate doesn't realize they had him looking for trees and stones.

Autoprivate by HuxleySniper November 30, 2009

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Autopirate

An electronica band from Brewer, Maine comprised of Stu Bost and Chris Alden.

Girl: Hey, have you heard of the band Autopirate?
Boy: I've never heard them, but I hear they're awesome-o.

Autopirate by insertcleverpseudonymhere June 7, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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