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Irlam is a place where all the boys think they are built like brick shithouses and all the girls look like tangerines. They all sit on a park and smoke shit weed and get pissed because they are all rock solid and should not be messed with.
yo come blue bomb g , gonna get pissed cos we from irlam innit bruvva
Irlam by pussy licker 55 June 6, 2021
Place full of sound people who are always off their nut on Charlie and dole dossers, every person you meet always says “I can’t wait till I get out of Irlam”
Fuck that I’d never live in Irlam
irlam by Irlam dosser February 13, 2019
Irlam is a shit ole full of inbreds with 11 toes. they sit in a blue box smoking pondash weed and finger eachothers bum holes
fuck irlam
irlam by fuck irlam October 8, 2020

Irlam and Cadishead academy

ICA is a shit school full of shit teachers. Everyone hates that fucking place and the head teachers an alcoholic
Fuck that I’m never going back to irlam and cadishead academy

Irlam shuffle 

When you are touching cloth but the faeces in your back passage is of a pure liquid state so you have to squeeze your buttocks to maintain water tightness.
Ey up there goes Dave doing the Irlam Shuffle, he's got a 50/50 chance of making the shitters at that pace!
Irlam shuffle by Vorest-avenger December 19, 2021

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021