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Skipple Skapple by Amennnn May 7, 2021
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Shapple
Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.
Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.
Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.
Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!
also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone
snapple noises
snapple noises by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009
skipplesqueeze
when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong
skipplesqueeze by i frumpleskirt you August 15, 2019
Shappley
(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.
Senior : *walks into science bathroom*
Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?
Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.
Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?
Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.
Shappley by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019
Snapple Fact #69
A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
Snapple Fact #69 by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010