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carport therapy 

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.
"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.
JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

Carpartment 

A car that someone more or less lives in.
I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.
Carpartment by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

Graffiti in my car port 

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"
Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

Carbortion 

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.
Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion
Carbortion by MethJew November 30, 2011
The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.
Is the new carporn in cleetus?
carporn by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008