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too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

caports by w0witsjamie January 27, 2007

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caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

caporters by donaldson November 15, 2003

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caports • caporaso • caporters • caporuscio • caporusso • lori caporuscio

caporaso

an chopped of penis and frozen in a refridgeorator

dude i heard your getting a caporaso surgery

caporaso by yo dawg da name be john October 12, 2008

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Caport

To ejaculate with extreme force

I can caport 6 feet

Caport by michelinman85 November 22, 2010

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caporusso

A guy who is very attractive and smart. He is a total badass and very strong as well. Usually he is very kind and funny while still being able to be very mean and ironic.

Damn, that guy is a total Caporusso! So hot!

caporusso by SackhaarFetisch88 March 15, 2017

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caporuscio

It is the meaning of being the best and overall the hardest worker ever. You put your gut to whatever you can do and you finish it. With bravery and power!

OMG that guy is insane he is a really hard worker I wish I can be a Caporuscio just like him!

caporuscio by Apeudix May 19, 2018

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lori caporuscio

Lori is young hot lady. Ounce you get to meet her she is Awesome,chatty,and has a funny laugh

OMG,have u seen Lori caporuscio she is soo awesome and soo hottt.

lori caporuscio by T.T No May 4, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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