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too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.
Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!
caports by w0witsjamie January 27, 2007
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caporters 

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia
I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.
caporters by donaldson November 15, 2003
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caporaso 

an chopped of penis and frozen in a refridgeorator
dude i heard your getting a caporaso surgery
caporaso by yo dawg da name be john October 12, 2008
I can caport 6 feet
Caport by michelinman85 November 22, 2010

caporusso 

A guy who is very attractive and smart. He is a total badass and very strong as well. Usually he is very kind and funny while still being able to be very mean and ironic.
Damn, that guy is a total Caporusso! So hot!
caporusso by SackhaarFetisch88 March 15, 2017

caporuscio 

It is the meaning of being the best and overall the hardest worker ever. You put your gut to whatever you can do and you finish it. With bravery and power!
OMG that guy is insane he is a really hard worker I wish I can be a Caporuscio just like him!
caporuscio by Apeudix May 19, 2018

lori caporuscio 

Lori is young hot lady. Ounce you get to meet her she is Awesome,chatty,and has a funny laugh
OMG,have u seen Lori caporuscio she is soo awesome and soo hottt.
lori caporuscio by T.T No May 4, 2018
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