caports

too short to be capris. too long to be shorts. guys think they're cool. they often times look like swim trunks.

Jamie: Err, Chelsea? See (name left out) shorts? Err, capris?
Chelsea: Ew...
Jamie: They too long to be shorts, and short to be capris, but what do we call them?
Chelsea: Kuh-... Por-..
Jamie and Chelsea: CAPORTS!!!

by w0witsjamie January 27, 2007

caporters

a slang word for the controseptive worn on the male genetalia

I had a hot date planned so I went to mejiers and picked up a pack of caporters to protect my down hang.

by donaldson November 15, 2003

caporaso

an chopped of penis and frozen in a refridgeorator

dude i heard your getting a caporaso surgery

by yo dawg da name be john October 12, 2008

Caport

To ejaculate with extreme force

I can caport 6 feet

by michelinman85 November 22, 2010

caporusso

A guy who is very attractive and smart. He is a total badass and very strong as well. Usually he is very kind and funny while still being able to be very mean and ironic.

Damn, that guy is a total Caporusso! So hot!

by SackhaarFetisch88 March 15, 2017

caporuscio

It is the meaning of being the best and overall the hardest worker ever. You put your gut to whatever you can do and you finish it. With bravery and power!

OMG that guy is insane he is a really hard worker I wish I can be a Caporuscio just like him!

by Apeudix May 19, 2018

lori caporuscio

Lori is young hot lady. Ounce you get to meet her she is Awesome,chatty,and has a funny laugh

OMG,have u seen Lori caporuscio she is soo awesome and soo hottt.

by T.T No May 4, 2018