smifed 

When a girl you like tells you that she likes someone substantially uglier than yourself.

Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!

Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..

smifed by Kempo May 17, 2006

smiffed 

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

smiffed by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

Smilfed 

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

Smilfed by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

smited 

What a moron will say instead of smote.

uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b

smited by Angular56 January 29, 2004

Smired 

When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time

OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time

Smired by LRDB June 29, 2016

smiffed 

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

smiffed by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

Smited 

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

Smited by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019