Skip to main content

Shlengthen 

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.
Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!
Shlengthen by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020
Related Words

lengthy slengthy 

To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.
“Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.”
lengthy slengthy by Praised pecker October 15, 2018

schlength 

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.
my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha
schlength by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026