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Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)

Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.

Seen at a jobcentre near you.
If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.
Shkids by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011
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give 'em the skids 

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.
sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!
give 'em the skids by m.gutz May 12, 2011

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"
skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums

Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
Skids by iPodWoman123 October 9, 2012
When you kiss so hard that you fart.
My wife was so excited she shkissed me”

“I don’t want your shkisses. I just want a plain old kiss.”
Shkiss by EdwardNico January 27, 2018

Front Skids 

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.
After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.