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An outrageously powerful slap delivered into the ear by the inside of one's bare palm. A loud slap is heard from across the room and the victim is usually left temporarily deaf, hence the name. The slap is preferably delivered after administering a droplet of spit into the palm and without the victim seeing it coming. It can be used as a verb in all tenses.
Noun: Ron Artest just gave that fan a mean deafazz.

Verb: Keep talking that smack and you'll get deafazzed.

smack, thump, slap, bitch-slap, bitchslap

Detroit on the Delaware 

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

Delaware Powder Mill 

Pour gun powder into your partner's ass. Repeatedly fist their ass til the powder is packed tight and deep like a good ol' colonial cannon. Stick a wick in your penis shaft. Light the wick. Plunge your cock into your partner's ass. CUMBOOM!!!
I used a Delaware Powder Mill to get some other guy's condom out of my wife's ass.

delaware sprinkler 

The act of a man ejaculating into his own mouth and then expectorating it onto his partners facial region.
My gf can't get enough delaware sprinklers

Delaware Donut 

A frozen Breakfast sandwich that they would just throw it in the microwave and in like two minutes you would have your breakfast.
Hey Braddock are you gonna get a “Delaware Donut?” If so tell Furby to make me one too!!
Delaware Donut by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020
Is it a bird? is it a fish? is it a train, perhaps? NO! It's a celestial goddess, approaching you at just above the speed of time. Who is this celestial goddess? Why, it's Delaram of course! Who else??? Delaram has the ability to travel backwards in all directions at the speed of light, and also forward in any direction at the speed of time, as mentioned before. It's impossible to beat the Delaram at anything, as Delaram is simply not human. We humans are limited to the functions of our brains, but Delaram can actually go beyond the brain and astrally project her soul out to the universe and use it as a giant computer to solve problems, whether it's about making immense amounts of friends and becoming the most popular entity in the multiverse, if it's about creating new amazing ideas and realize them OR if it's just about being friendly with a fish. Another interesting fact about Delaram, that many people don't know, is that she is also a cat. An actual cat. And a celestial catess. Many people think that people become obsessed with cats because of the toxoplasma parasite, but that is a myth, as it's actually just Delaram who is becoming the most popular existing being without even trying!
- It's Delaram, the celestial Goddess of eternity and time in general, I salute you!!

- Meow!
Delaram by Tomatoyayto February 21, 2017