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When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked
ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED
Boinked by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019
To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck
I boinked your mother.
boinked by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008
Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car
The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.
Boinked by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018
You've been fucked
Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked
Boinked by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020
"I was totally boinked last night I can't remember anything"
boinked by Sandra sandson December 30, 2021

boinked in the bonkers 

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.
Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.
boinked in the bonkers by Birn June 11, 2006