Fartox 

Fartox is an insult that you call someone who farted

Person 1: eeeewwww do u smell that??
Person 2: yea it came from that fartox over there

Fartox by 💮💮💮 October 23, 2018

fartometer

A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

fartometer by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2017

de farto 

Okay, you have just farted. Don't make it worse!

Stop trying to reproduce the sound with scratching the floor with your shoe or with a fake cough - it is not gonna work.
It is time to accept the betrayal of your own butt and move forward.

De Farto.

Gosh, did you hear that guy at the library?!
-Yeah! I doubted first it was him, but when he started to fake cough, I knew it was him!
..."de farto"

de farto by Mr.Putin November 11, 2011

fartoisseur 

Connoisseur of farts, one with a rich knowledge and ability to distinguish different people's farts based on: taste, smell, and tone.

Person 1: "Did you eat onions for dinner last night?"

Person 2: "yeah, how did you know?"

Person 1: "I could taste it in your flatulence,I am a fartoisseur."

fartoisseur by #1 fartoisseur February 28, 2010

Fartouflage 

Accidentally Farting the immediately making a fart sound to camouflage the fact that you really let one rip.

I was walking by a couple of Betty's and let one rip. I immediately shuffled my shoes and started beat-boxing to Fartouflage the sound.

Fartouflage by adamrafael4 February 19, 2011

fartocracy 

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

fartocracy by Pearlcaster007 March 17, 2008

fartophobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of farts.

A: Eww! That stinks! I can't believe you just farted right next to me!
B: Don't be such a fartophobe!

fartophobe by Jo McF December 24, 2007