Ugly woman who wears revealing clothing with out revealing anything you'd want to see. Most likely to be seen at swimming pools, beaches, or any place where people are gathered in the summer months.
Swampthang's have no discernible breasts, or they have saggy, wrinkled breasts. Stick thin legs and arms, no butts, and faces that look like rawhide.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)