The act of putting a large amount of lotion in your hand and randomly walking up to someone,
smothering it all over their face, and
running away as fast as you can so you dont get your
ass whooped.
-Nadia lotioned Hasan and
Shehzad SO bad.
-Shehzad and Hasan tried lotioning Nadia back, but were
unsuccessful at 99.9% of their attempts.
-Nadia's
the best lotioner ever.