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Plork - Dutch acronym, stands for "Prachtig Lichaam, Onmeunige RotKop". Freely translated: "Marvellous Body, Terrible AssHead". Usually used to describe female, but, because the word is nonsexual, can also be used to describe a male one.
My friend, who studies electrotechnics, complained to me there are only plorks in his class.
Plork by Mennoowh November 30, 2004
the sound of a penis entering a juicy orifice
This expression actually comes from a ZAP comic book (or similar clone). In one story the caped hero is strapped to a table and a luscious female is lowered onto his upright large member. A frame actually shows the entry, with the sound "PLORK!"
plork by pickle the pony February 28, 2010
When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
Plork by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010
The act of playing and working at the same time.
Dave enjoyed plork; he would type his entire essay into the chat log of the computer game he was playing.
plork by Jeremy Savidge September 26, 2006
v. To mess up someone's living quarters without trashing it (i.e. by turning all the chairs upside down).
Why is my toothbrush in the cutlery drawer?
-someone must have been plorking your apartment.
Plork by Starfishy12 March 28, 2020
Can write as (Plork) it mean Penis in English . Cambodian use this word as a joke and it can be a simple joke for example
Sister: Your Plork is so big
Brother: Thanks sis
Plork by Dr Scientist Joy Knea Man October 27, 2019