Fanboy 1 - "Hey man, I herd Kurt Russell will be playing in John Carpenters new gig."
Fanboy 2 - "You mean SNAKE PLISSKEN is starring in the new Carpenter scifi-horror!"
When contributing a disparaging Urban Dictionary entry for a cult favorite celeb ala "Kurt Russel", it is strongly recommended that the contributing entity takes a moment to at least ensure that the spelling is correct, before returning to the (Crank That) Souljaboy I-Tunes download and Meet the Spartans tickets from Fandango.
if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.