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schnoogie 

I hear you're gonna marry your schnoogie
schnoogie by oregonian January 18, 2008

schnoogie 

A schoogie is a term adults use as a euphamism when speaking to children about dried nasal secretions (aka - boogers, snots, etc.). They often think that other adults will believe their children to be more cute and less vulgar than other children, but when this term is used at school the child is looked upon as a creature from Mars.
Don: Jimmy, gross! You have a schnoogie hanging from your nose!
Jimmy: A what?!?
Don: You know, a booger.
Silence
(All children stop looking at Jimmy and stare at Don wide-eyed)
schnoogie by SW40C February 19, 2006

Schnookie 

An affectionate, usually private term of endearment, or pet name, for a significant other which describes them as being cuddly, warm, cute, and loveable.
"I love you so much Schnookie!"
Schnookie by amadhatter March 13, 2009

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schvoogie 

Yet another racial term for a black person
Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?
Schvoogie by teabag May 2, 2006

schnoodle diving 

When you climb on top of the stall/bar in a restroom and proceed to shit off the top into the toilet, creating a satisfying splash
brad: Dude, Kevin asked to use my bathroom, and he went schnoodle diving off the counter!
Nick: HAA!! sucks to be you man. Better get a mop.
schnoodle diving by tinwillie June 22, 2011