Definitions by SW40C

schnoogie 

A schoogie is a term adults use as a euphamism when speaking to children about dried nasal secretions (aka - boogers, snots, etc.). They often think that other adults will believe their children to be more cute and less vulgar than other children, but when this term is used at school the child is looked upon as a creature from Mars.

Don: Jimmy, gross! You have a schnoogie hanging from your nose!
Jimmy: A what?!?
Don: You know, a booger.
Silence
(All children stop looking at Jimmy and stare at Don wide-eyed)

schnoogie by SW40C February 19, 2006

Polook 

What you get when you cross a Polish person (Polock) with an Asian person (gook).

Did you see Lech and Kwan's kids yet?

Yeah, they're cute little Polooks aren't they?

Polook by SW40C October 6, 2005

Polgro 

What do you get when you cross a Polish person (Polock) with a Negro (black person)

Did you see Marta and Antoine's kids?

Yeah, they're cute little Polgros aren't they...

Polgro by SW40C October 6, 2005