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An adjective used to describe a topic that is not seen as true.
"Bro I benched 300 pounds for 8 reps today"

Dawg thats Captual af
Captual by captual February 22, 2022
formerly the stinkers, a fun group of funny guys that just like to have fun. we do not think sexual assault is fun.
girl 1: hey look its captual
girl 2: oh my god i wish i was in captual theyre so cool and rizzy
captual by captualer June 10, 2024

factual no captual 

a statement that is true and factual containing no joke
“i do drugs
factual no captual
Captalker is a person that continuously lies for no given reason.
“Kabir said he gonna beat your ass again. My mans really a captalker
Captalker by The Boy 👦 Harmann November 17, 2020

Captialism 

Something which is not capitalism.
I can't spell, so I wrote a definition for captialism instead of capitalism.
Captialism by PoopyPoo October 27, 2004

Straight factuals no captuals

When you are hearing someone spitting facts you can reply by saying this and it will imply that you are 100% in agreement with what they are saying.
Gabe- yo this jacket is cold bruh
TJ- yo that’s straight factuals no captuals