Paulnocking
Paulnocking by Tayllatagrpau February 17, 2021
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padlocking
Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012
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pauljacking
To derail political discussion by bringing up the merits of Ron Paul, regardless of who is being discussed.
Jim: Can you believe what Zomney said in that ad released in New Hampshire?
Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...
Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!
Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!
Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...
Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!
Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!
pauljacking by morrisster November 22, 2011
Padlocking
When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.