Man 1: Last year, after I banged a cheap hooker bareback and gave her oral, the VD was so severe that I couldn't walk straight and looked like a 15 yr old pizza-face.
Man 2: Hahaha,
I remember, you told me
you thought you caught a "VG". Pussy...
Man 1: We'll see who'll be laughing when I give you sister an
angry pirate!