shitux 

Hybrid between buttocks and shit. Said spontaneously in a fleeting moment of anger/frustration. Can viewed as a substitute for words such as : “shit” “fuck” and other profanities. Commonly used in child friendly zones such: schools, cinemas, parks etc.

( commonly used by nonces )

context : walking to school

(drops books in puddle)

“ ughhh shitux “

shitux by raveaolifrogger December 3, 2020

Shituke 

The act of shitting and puking at the same time.

Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.

Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014

shituff 

Bull shit stuff that is pain in the royal neck to deal with.

J: How's that partner project coming along?
M: Oh that "shituff" is kicking my ass, no one put any thoughts on how last min change is going to effect ppl's life.. with all the changes and moving parts... it’s coming…

shituff by ctce master August 29, 2012

Shitubricant 

Also referred to as pooplube and crapstroglide. Used mostly in situations where natural vaginal lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the AMA (American Medical Association) requirements for vaginal penetration. A licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the vaginal wall and the anal wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. This fecal matter mixed with the non compliant vaginal lubricant and makes a compliant and AMA recommended mixture call Shitubricant.

Her vagina was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. Now after the procedure her vagina is back and better than ever with shitubricant.

Shitubricant by Flippy McFlipperson August 20, 2011

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

shitext by gunitH0lla February 17, 2007

shitsux 

Wordslur for "that shit sucks." The definitive and incontrovertible ruling that something, usually pop-culture related, utterly lacks worth. Often to be heard from the mouths of fanboys.

Stan: Oh hey, I just got a new model airplane, wanna put it together?
Dan: shitsux, the glue is all messy and it takes too long
Stan: :(

Mary: Honey, I've been thinking about getting an Xbox.
Harry: lol noob, shitsux
Mary: I want a divorce!

shitsux by T. Andrews April 17, 2007

Shituation 

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.

*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.

Shituation by Randiforous April 1, 2011