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Parkering 

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.
The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.
Parkering by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

parkertown 

A very small town located next in the middle of Tuckerton and West Creek. People that live in Parkertown claim they live in WC because it's very close and everyone feels the need to be considered a piney in order to be cool. Parkertown is the very town where Sara got the name "anal princess"(someone who enjoys anal sex) but was later promoted to "anal queen" . Parkertown is completely pointless..it's just a "drive by" town. there is absolutely nothing to do there. People from tuckerton and parkertown walk for miles just to chill at the skatepark with the pineys and the girls gawk at shitty scumbags ride their bikes badly. The greatest thing within 5 miles of Parkertown would be the floodgates..the leach filled swimming hole, which is now closed down. probably because of scummy assholes. if you try to swim at the floodgates.. you will be shot by the man who lives across the street. just wait till he dies to come to parkertown.
ocean: yo sara..wanna bone??
sara: sure. but i only take it up the butt.
ocean: shit. that hole's too loose.

guy: yo wanna go to parkertown?
girl: what can we do there man?
guy: idk what youre gonna do in parkertown.. but i'll be boning saras asshole.
parkertown by a mystic islander. August 27, 2009

Parkertarian 

One who acts or is similar to the one and only Parker TV
Curtis is a real Parkertarian
Parkertarian by Wizzle Gawd June 20, 2018

kristiansund parkering 

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.

parkerideas

par•ker•i•deez
noun: a deadly and highly contagious disease causing victims to compulsively create "dank memes"; a meme generating disease that leads to bad decisions.
I'm sorry, but he has been diagnosed with a case of parkerideas.
parkerideas by JCPointlessGaming November 2, 2017

parkering 

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'
"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"
parkering by YellowStoned November 26, 2016