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Noisturbating 

The act of masturbating while using a loud sound,music, and/or noise to cover the sounds made by the individual masturbating.
Jimmy: What is all that racket in JaMarcus's room?
Tyrone: Almost sounds like JaMarcus masturbating.
Jimmy: Is he Noisturbating??
Tyrone: Probably.
Noisturbating by W2YM June 28, 2010
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Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.
That’s so notistic!
Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021
(Guy 1) check that chick out, I bet she would be moist
(Guy 2) nah man, she's noist
(Guy 1) whaaa?
(Guy 2) she would be nice and moist. Noist
Noist by Batman3 June 6, 2013

nossiter 

A sexual deviant attempting to hide behind an air of respectability
Look girls, don't fall for the "such a nice guy" act, we all know he is a nossiter and will try and take you up the wrong 'un at the slightest opportunity
nossiter by Breakfast Club April 2, 2009
condensed form for saying NO ASS AT ALL.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.
Damn that ugly whore has a nosital.
Nosital by the b.o.a.t. May 1, 2005
A nowist is a person who believes in living in the moment. A nowist sheds negative things in the past and and gains energy from positive things in the right now, thereby improving the possible future.
Helen is a nowist, she believes in making the best of every situation.
Nowist by fetsiboomsticks July 22, 2009