Fuckonometry

There are so many...where to start?
1.Whack-ass trigonometry.
2.What one calls trigonometry when it starts to get all fucky.

3.The branch of fuckematics dealing with the relations, sides and angels of all things fucked up.

Professor: Solve this problem
Class: We ...don't know how, you haven't shown us how to....???
Professor: figure it out
Class: i...wh...how?.....jesus fucking christ, trig is bullshit....trigonometry, more like fuckonometry

Fuckonometry by PharmD4me May 25, 2018

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Fuckonometry

The Prediction, Calculation, Measurement, and Severity of one or more Situations in which everything involved is in the Fucked state of existence.

Person 1 "I just found out that my girlfriend of 5 years is actually my cousin who went missing 17 years ago and she knew the entire time!"

Person 2 "Bro that's some serious Fuckonometry!"

Fuckonometry by RodTony October 8, 2020

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