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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say
Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Sitting on a cigar 

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
Sitting on a cigar by Chipf70 March 11, 2012

bench sitting 

Leisure activity unique to University of Mary Washington students where one or more students observe the activities and/or listen to the conversations of others while sitting on a campus walk bench. It is common for those participating in bench sitting to point and laugh at those whom they are observing. Bench sitting can also be used to observe UMW squirrels.

Not to be confused with "sitting on a bench."
"Two UMW students were bench sitting and watched as a girl nearly walked into a trash can. They pointed and laughed at her."

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.
By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.
sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

cd settings 

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9
"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"
cd settings by Venomous bop October 26, 2019