parapinion

To hold multiple views simultaneously, which may appear discordant with one another, on a given subject or idea.

I have a parapinion on complicated topics like taxes. Many people expect me to have a simple, single opinion. Instead, I can see the pros and cons of higher taxes (or lower taxes.) Or why we may need to change tax rates. It's not a matter of a single opinion.

parapinion by babyarugula September 12, 2020

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Propinion

Professional Opinion

An educated guess as to fix a problem

Doctor: "in my professional opinion you need medication"

Patient: "in my PROPINION you are a doushebag"

Propinion by voncrunk August 23, 2010

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parapinion • Paralining • perspinion • Propinion

Paralining

A sport in which a trampoline floats towards the ground at 20,000 feet, suspended by four or more parachutes, and a skydiver jumps up and down on the trampoline without his parachute deployed. When the trampoline gets low enough, the skydiver jumps off and deploys his parachute for a safe landing.

Parachuting + Trampolining = Paralining

Guy 1: dude I went skydiving this weekend its was so sick!! what an adrenaline rush!!!

Guy 2: F that man I just went paralining

Guy 1: wtf is that

Paralining by jib1235 September 25, 2010

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perspinion

It is both your perspective and opinion.

I am sorry if you do not like what I have to say, but that is just my perspinion.

perspinion by foreversix7one September 29, 2025

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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